Things that are unattractive in online dating

1. Men who take pics in suits and backwards ball caps.

2. Men who take pics in bath robes.

3. Men who don't have jobs.

4. Men in their 50's who say that anyone over 35 is too old for them.

5. The man with all gold teeth .

6. Man who writes this: A little about me...im cool honest and hamson

About the one I'm looking for...cool freaky outgoing

I'd just like to add...i like football and basketball like to eat seafood watch karate movie and sex flicks

7. The man with the cigarette hanging out of his lips.

8. The man throwing up gang signs.

9. The man who lists he's married and in an open marriage

10. The man who's really trying to sell me a gym membership


Need to add the man who takes pics with a bird on his shoulder. Professional pics with his pet bird.

Another blog I follow and love.....

So I borrowed this post from "Misadventures in Cleaveland Dating"

Single After Thirty: 15 Reasons it’s Not Totally Terrible

26MAR

Single after 30? The internet is flooded with instructions to embrace your single status, how to love yourself and shitty advice imploring you to change your ways – or else. Fuck ‘em.

Not funny. At all. Period.

Being single in your twenties was fun. Then, one day you wake up and realize everyone got hitched. The drunk party photos that once clogged your Facebook feed have been replaced by copious amounts of ultrasound pics and shares of “parenting humor” images.
You feel out of the loop. And you probably are. But that’s okay. Being single after 30  doesn’t mean you’re a social degenerate. I mean, have you seen some of the people who get married?! Some are certifiably crazy. Others are downright repulsive. But… they got lucky. And.. you haven’t been lucky yet. On that note, here’s a few reasons I found to quit bemoaning your single status (and mine too).

15 Reasons to Not Hate Being Single After Thirty

1. Can go out with my guy friends whenever. Plus, I can vacation with my guy friends. No questions asked.
2. Lounging on the sofa in my stained & tattered sweatpants, no bra and my hair in one giant knot – for as long as I choose.
3. Not required to shave every day. And never having to shave another’s back hair.
4. My friends are more fun. Plus, I don’t feel obligated to invite my guy along and try to fill him in on the inside jokes we’ve had for over 10 years.
5. I don’t have to attempt to hide the existence of this dating blog.
6. No boyfriend begging for a blow job when I’m on the heaviest day of my period.
7. I like hanging out with myself.
8. Not being woken up each time my guy gets out of bed to take a piss, drink water, etc. No worrying whether or not I was snoring. No snoring keeping me up.
9. Dating is providing plethora of writing material. More than I could have ever fathomed.
10. I’m not forced to listen to anyone else’s shitty music choices. (Seriously, how can the Goo Goo Dolls be your favorite band?)
11. Not sharing the couch. And not having to watch sports updates while sharing the couch.
12. No arguing over the thermostat setting.
13. No one tying up the bathroom taking a 30 minute shit when I need to do my hair, brush my teeth, etc.
14. Opportunity. Being single leaves you open to ANYTHING. You have the freedom to do whatever without the tether of another. Whether its traveling abroad, moving to LA to pursue a writing career or taking up sky-diving – you can do it. Besides, you never know when you’ll meet ‘the one.’ Better to be single when that happens than trapped in a sub-par relationship.
15. You’ve experienced a ton – so when the time comes to settle down you’ll be ready. Especially if you’ve dabbled in online dating – then you’ll REALLY be ready.

Sure, I’d love to stumble upon a great guy, fall in love & share a life together. I can’t force it. I can only hope I’m fortunate enough to meet someone and live out the whole “happily ever after” ending. Until then – life as a thirty-something single isn’t too horrible. Besides, the grass is always greener on the other side.. until you get there.

Why I'm cursed to be single forever

This can be a different kind of blog because I'm going to talk it instead of type it.

So if it seems a little frantic, a little all over the place, that's how my brain works.

So keep up.

It's 12:44 AM, and I am responding to 11 emails on eharmony.

And I don't feel like it.

First of all, I'm finding that I find something wrong with every man.

He's too old his job sounds boring he lives in California and I'm not moving. He has four children. I even saw a guy that I look at and thought....eh, he's too short.

Who am I?

I am not a judgmental person. I don't look at the physical like that. Sure I'm all about attraction and passion but I'm so not superficial.

And I don't have a type.

If you know me you know I don't have a type.

So where's that enthusiasm that 11 grown men......Men not in committed relationships.....or living with someone or men not feeling nostalgic for the past. Just real living breathing men who paid good money to be matched decided to email me.

Where's my enthusiasm?

And just like the answer to that question..... I have nothing to say to these men.

I hate small talk I hate chitchat.

I love random and silly and when a guy just gets you.

I'm stuck. And the bigger problem is I don't want to unstick.

Below are my 10 must haves in a man (according to the choices eharmony gives you)

Where's this guy?

How to be a gentlemen

About a year ago, I had a conversation with an author of a book......bereolaesque.

I told him that I was going to use the book to teach my teens how to be a gentlemen.

And then I kinda forgot about it until recently.


What I like are simple rules......


Favorite Bereolaesque Tweets
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GENTLEMAN’S TIPS:

Find God … then find her.
The dopest relationships start with the greatest friendships.
Words say a little .. Effort says a lot .. Doing says it all.
Chivalry. Masculinity. That’s what a lady wants. Simple.
She still likes being asked on a proper date.
The minute you lose focus is the second another brotha takes notice - you better learn to keep her, even though she’s yours.
She likes nerds on the low; She’s not demanding you be some multi-millionaire … she just needs 2 see ambition - show her you want it.
She wants to be your priority, but she also wants you to have a life.
Reassurance is your relationship insurance – pay weekly.
Your girlfriend ain’t your wife - don’t expect her to act like 1 until she is.
LADIES’ TIPS:

Think Like a Lady … Act Like a Lady.
G’s on your purse isn’t the same as G’s in your purse - your empty expensive bag reflects it’s carrier.
Insecurity is that pimple covered with makeup - no matter how much you put on, we still see you.
If you’re interested, don’t pretend you’re not … that’s what 5th graders do.
When a MAN is interested … there’s NO doubt about it.
A dude who isn’t man enough to pursue you wont be enough man in the relationship. His pants fit u better.
Lowering your standards will get you a date - Raising your standards will get you a husband.

GENERAL TIPS:
Loud confidence is quiet insecurity.
As soon as you’ve mastered being alone, you’re the perfect candidate for a new relationship.
Dating is simply an elimination process. No hard feelings.
If you can’t handle long distance love, you can’t handle love, period.
If you’ve got a good one, appreciate that good one because someone is watching & waiting…; The grass is hardly ever greener - stay in love.


Text messaging isn’t a relationship … ya’ll are just pen-pals; Relationships require effort … texting is effortless.


I so should write a book.