Sunday, January 24, 2010

Mindy, this profile is for you……

So Bethany’s Bridal Shower is next weekend.

And we’ve been looking over her registries….and and next to the usual pyrex dishes and the mixing bowls was something very odd.

 

A tent. 

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This tent.

Why would this girl who is so a city girl want a tent.

Apparently, she loves camping.

Nobody wants to buy her this tent as a shower gift. 

They think it’s a joke.

So I tell her that nobody believes she wants to camp. 

So today, I check on her facebook.

And this is what I see…..

 

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and the caption reads “My Life”

And here’s her facebook info:

Personal Information
Activities:
Camping, Cheer Camp, Young Life Camp, thinking about camp.
Interests:
Camping, setting up tents, unrolling sleeping bags, roasting marshmallows, singing Kumbaya, telling stories around a campfire, fishing, hiking, spraying bug spray, using a campfire stove.
Favorite Music:
Kumbaya, She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain, Clementine, Home on the Range, Oh Susannah, anything from Camp Rock!
Favorite TV Shows:
Man v. Wild and Are You Afraid of the Dark
Favorite Movies:
Parent Trap, The Great Outdoors, Without a Paddle, Harry and the Hendersons, My Side Of The Mountain, Troop Beverly Hills, Cabin Fever, Into the Wild
Favorite Books:
Brian's Winter, The River, Into the Wild, Curious George Goes Camping, Fred and Ted Go Camping, The Camping Book, Camping for Dummies
Favorite Quotations:
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. ~George Carlin
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick? ~Mitch Hedberg
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. ~Jack Handey
About Me:
My life can be summed up pretty quick:
Camping, I love it. Buy me a friggin' tent.

 

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I love this girl.  And I love her sense of humor.  And I love that Brittney helped her with this list.

And somebody better buy her a friggin’ tent. 

3 comments:

Mrs.Oklahoma said...

I am hoping they get the tent so we Zack and I can finally convice Bethany and Danielle to go camping!! LOL I LOVE Camping.. I often wonder who my parents are.....

Teachinfourth said...

Camping? Rock on. Bethany and I could be friends...

Cereal Writer said...

I loved reading this post! So funny :) And you're right, she does have a great sense of humor, as do you!