Things I learned this week....(I know you are curious!)

• A grand opening is similiar to a wedding.....you never get around to everyone to say hello.

• My body was not born to wear heels. And I've accepted that.

• After three years, I am still learning to live in the male dominated world of Chandler. It's amazing that someone doesn't like you because they are a "man's man"....weird.

• I find it peculiar that people have credit cards that can hold $50,000 at a time and not blink an eye.

• Many women are pretty and tacky and absurd but my mama is glamourous.

• If you cut out potatoes, pasta and rice, you can loose a bunch of weight. My friend Lyndsie taught me this and she looks great. And tonight I made mashed potatoes. Great. Just great.

• Going to the movies with my baby sister in the middle of the day to see New Moon was glorious----and then my phone rang. And rang. And rang. And then it felt difficult to be happy.

• I personally don't find Johnny Depp attractive.

• If you fall down, jump back up quickly..........don't lay on the ground crying or crawl away. Jennifer Lopez taught me this........wish it would have come in 1992.

• I would rather watch Jonas than the American Music Awards.

• People that are miserable in their own lives, want others to be miserable too. That whole "misery loves company" thing.....alive and well in CHANDLER, AZ.

• What am I most looking forward to this Thanksgiving? My mom's stuffing??? NOPE. Playing crazy games with my family???? NAH! Four days of no meetings or work??? HECK YEAH! :)

~me