Funny things I heard today that won't make sense to anyone but me :)

I've just put the people's initials to protect the crazy, I mean the innocent :)

• "At least I start out strong! She doesn't even get out of neutral!" T.V. (MAD!)

• "What are you choking on? A bone or something?" A.M. (Innocent!)












• "If you don't call me back today, we are no longer related!" B.E. (Maybe sarcastic?)








• "In A Relationship" R.M. (Honest!!! Serious?!?!?! WOW!)







• "Okay Ma'm, I will let anyone who walks in the door pick up your son." M.E. (sarcatic)

• "I'll go and get YOU shaved ice on YOUR birthday week." R.M. (Sarcastic)